I fix broken ops and automate the dumb shit— no suits required.

Fixing operational messes for lean teams and scaling startups. No corporate bullshit, just systems that work.

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Your internal ops suck.

• Manual invoicing

Still copying numbers from spreadsheet to spreadsheet, wondering why your billing is always behind.

• Poor onboarding

New hires spend their first week trying to figure out which of the 15 different logins they actually need.

• Tool chaos

You've got 23 different apps that don't talk to each other, and half your team forgot their passwords.

• Data disasters

Your reports are always outdated and nobody trusts the numbers anyway.

• Process bottlenecks

Everything requires three approvals and two meetings that could have been an email.

• Support nightmares

Customer issues bounce between five different people before anyone knows what's happening.

How I help

I build automation, systems, and SOPs that deliver real results without MBA fluff. No 47-slide decks about "digital transformation." Just working solutions that save time, reduce errors, and let your team focus on what actually grows the business. I've been fixing operational dysfunction for a decade—streamlining workflows, automating reporting, and ripping the chaos out of broken processes. While consultants are busy making frameworks, I'm building systems that fucking work.

Pick Your Poison

Four ways to work together. No long-term contracts, no corporate politics, just results.

Ops Clarity Assessment

$1.5k–$2.5k

Flat-fee audit with quick wins. I identify what's actually broken and give you a prioritized roadmap to fix it.

Let's fix your ops
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Back-Office Build-Out

Custom quote

Full operational system design. I build the automation, connect your systems, clean your data, and set up processes that actually work.

Let's fix your ops

Fractional Ops Partner

$2k–$4k/mo

Ongoing ops support with automation and process guidance. Monthly reviews, improvements, and strategic planning.

Let's fix your ops

On-Site Consulting

Starts at $7k+

I'll show up in person—but I charge more because I'm leaving my home and family to unfuck your business. You cover hotel, flights, food, and rental car.

Request custom quote

Remote? Or You Want Me There in Person?

Most of the time, I work remote—because systems can be fixed from anywhere, and I like sleeping in my own bed. But if your operation needs a full-on physical walkthrough, in-person strategy, or face-to-face chaos sorting, I'll come to you.

Just know this: on-site costs more. You're not just paying for time—you're covering flights, hotel, rental car, meals, and the fact that I'm not home with my family while I'm fixing your shit.

If you need me on the ground, we start with a conversation about scope, timeline, and logistics. No surprises, no hidden fees—just upfront costs for upfront results.

Remote: Book a Clarity Call On-Site: Request a Custom Quote

About Valentino Pascetti

I've spent the last decade fixing operational dysfunction from the inside—leading ERP rollouts, solving support nightmares, and building no-bullshit systems for manufacturing and SaaS companies. While corporate consultants are busy making decks, I'm building dashboards, SOPs, and automations that actually get used.

Whether it's streamlining workflows in DelmiaWORKS, automating reporting in SQL, or ripping the chaos out of onboarding, I've been there. I've worked every angle—support, QA, consulting, implementation. I know how things break, and I know how to fix them fast.

No fluff. No 'transformation frameworks.' Just systems that fucking work.

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Valentino Pascetti

Valentino Pascetti

Operations Specialist

10+
Years Experience
50+
Systems Fixed
0
Suits Worn